Hipster Mom Solutions

Sick day from Kindergarten = Fritz Lang’s METROPOLIS while listening to Radiohead’s OK COMPUTER.

I exude sex!!!

HipsterKid after being picked up from Kindergarten today.

Owwww. Iggy Pop.

While dancing shirtless to The Stooges, HipsterKid jammed his finger doing a faux stage-dive into the sofa. #hipsterkidproblems

Moz is just one man…

After the Michael Caine argument, HipsterKid was listening to The Smiths:

HipsterMom: “But you like Morrissey and he is British…”
HipsterKid: “He’s just one man—” (exasperated sigh)

5 year old discusses his hatred of Michael Caine

HipsterKid: “…and it has Michael Caine in it.”
HipsterMom: “Do you want to watch it?”
HipsterKid: “No. I don’t like Michael Caine.”
HipsterMom: “What? Never say that!!”
HipsterKid: “I hate Michael Caine.” (cackles at his mom’s shock)
HipsterDad: “That just isn’t right.”

Listening to Jenny Eliscu on SirusXMU

HipsterKid: “…and this song isn’t any good.”
HipsterKidDad: “Do you have issue with The Magnetic Fields?”
HipsterKid: “Yes”

On the sofa watching “Dr. Strangelove” with my mom, while being indoctrinated into the Cult of Kubrick.  A typical Sunday night for most 5 year olds, right? #hipsterkidproblems

On the sofa watching “Dr. Strangelove” with my mom, while being indoctrinated into the Cult of Kubrick. A typical Sunday night for most 5 year olds, right? #hipsterkidproblems

Don’t say the name Bono—it scares me.

C. after overhearing us talk about the U2 frontman’s humanitarian work.

Hipster Kid’s Photos: Textures 2 — Endless Caverns / New Market, VA

August 2011

Hipster Kid’s Photos:Textures — Endless Caverns / New Market, VA

August 2011